Lolz i should be doing college apps right now....



Boyfraaannnddd. Is that a fanny pack I see??!!?? Photo from denveralamode.com



Aloooo chums!!!! I am sososososososoo sorry that I haven't posted in so long. I know you were like TOTES FREAKING OUT, rioting in the streets, lighting cars on fire, etc etc, which is completely understandable. Blame it on senior year, which, in case you were wondering, is not exactly a giant ball of fun.

But chins up! We have TV to talk about!

Before I begin, however, I will introduce the theme of tonight's blog. A dear dear friend requested that it be WTF (you can figure out what that stands for yourselves.... this is a family blog. And by family blog I mean that approximately fifty percent of my "followers" are related to me... and not out of their own free will.)

So here we go! WTF time!



First, WTF is up with that freaky stalker girl on Gossip Girl?? I swear, when I saw her wall with all those pictures and strings and stuff, my brain automatically went into full-blown 24 mode. Because having one of those walls and an accent are like the two basic course requirements for Terrorism 101. I half expected Jack Bauer to come crashing through the window and throw her up against a wall and be like, "LEAVE. SERENA. ALONE."

Moving on, WTF??? Why is Mondo from Project Runway the cutest thing to grace my TV screen since Jim and Pam got married?? My favorite moment was when he dressed up as that weird mime/tap dancer. Every time he wins a competition I want to bake a cake. But then I remember that I can't bake so I just watch more TV instead.

Lastly, WTF Liz Lemmon? I don't understand why she doesn't marry Pilot Carol on the spot. Besides the fact that he is the closest thing to an astronaut she's ever going to get, he also is (a) Matt Damon (b) her soul mate and (c) Matt Damon. GET IT TOGTHER, LEMMON.



So this was a good distraction from all the homework/college-related activities I should be doing right now, and I hope it is for you too. Who cares if we don't have futures? There's always TV.



Au revoir, summer! Bonjour, fall premieres!

Zee dream team. Photo from thetvaddict.com

Well, hello, children. It is with a heavy heart that I post this blog, since tonight is officially my last night of freedom before I start the undeniable fun fest that is senior year.

However, fear not! There is one thing that is getting me through these tough times. And it starts with a T and ends with a V! Because you know what fall means?? Besides a super successful cross country season (LAWLZ)?? It means fall TV!!! Huzzah!!!

So, if you are like me and are suffering from a case of the ol' back to school blues, please take a moment from your last minute summer reading/spark notes skimming and read this brief list of what awaits you in the coming weeks. You'll feel better in no time!

1. Gossip Girl!!! Tomorrow night!!! I really sincerely truly hope that Chuck isn't dead. That would really be the worst. What would not be the worst, however, is if Jenny was hit by a truck. But let's not get too crazy here.

2. NBC Thursdays!!! I heart all those shows. For those of you who have yet to leave your Office bubbles and branch out to the other comedy shows, make a Rosh Hashana resolution to do so. Community, 30 Rock and Parks and Recreation are the bee's knees. Take it from someone who has a lot of bee experience. (please just do yourselves a favor and ignore me when I make no sense)

3. Glee!!! Next week!!! Plus, there's a Britney Spears episode on the horizon. Prediction: my TV will explode.

4. Boardwalk Empire. Except I don't have HBO. (It's my mom's fave joke..... "We're too poor!")
But that show seems sosososososo awesome. So maybe I can sell an organ or something to pay for premium cable.

So, smile, fellow TV lovers! All is not lost! Summer may be over, but the golden age of the boob tube is just beginning. Happy watching!